The Unofficial Teacher Survival Logbook

Notes on the Everyday Madness of Theaching

Survive the school year. One tally mark at a time.

Somewhere between the third fire drill, the fourth „my dog ate it“ excuse, and the projector that dies right before your big lesson — every teacher needs a place to vent. This is it.

The Unofficial Teacher Survival Logbook is the wildly relatable, laugh-out-loud daily journal made for teachers, by someone who clearly survived a staff room too. Track your sanity, tally your coffee cups, and finally get even with that projector — on paper, where it’s safe.

Inside, you’ll find:

• A daily Nerve Status & Noise-Level Tracker (from Zen Mode to full Meltdown)
• A Tally Chart for every „Quiet, please!“ and every tech failure
• The Excuses Hall of Fame — rank the year’s most unbelievable homework excuses
• Bullsh*t Bingo for staff meetings and parent-teacher night
• A highly scientific grading decision tree (spoiler: you still have to grade it)
• Doodle boxes for every feeling you’re not allowed to say out loud at work

144 pages. Compact 6×9″ size — fits in a tote bag, a desk drawer, or a break-room hiding spot.

The perfect gift for:

• Back-to-school season
• Teacher Appreciation Week
• Retirement (they earned it)
• That new teacher who has no idea what’s coming

Or simply: „Congrats on surviving another year“

Because sometimes the best support system… is a place to vent in private.

Grab a copy, grab a coffee, and start counting.